SkyScan – Chemtrail Detector
Finally, certainty. Or at least a number.
You’ve seen this stripe in the sky. Long. White. Suspiciously parallel to the flight path of a standard commercial airliner. Coincidence? SkyScan says: here’s a PPM value for it.
The app uses your GPS, cross-references atmospheric data with temperature, humidity, and cloud cover – and calculates a simulated aluminium concentration for your location. Whether this number has anything to do with reality? No. Is it still colour-coded and animated? Yes. Absolutely.
SkyScan was developed for everyone who’s always wanted their conspiracy theory to have a nice UI. Nothing here is scientifically certified. But it does look very official.
I uploaded a photo of my kebab to the app. Elevated aluminium levels. I was right!!!!111one
Three stars because the values are sometimes too low. I know what I saw.
Finally, I can give my family specific PPM values during dinner. The discussions have since become longer. Not better. But longer.